ho-la

HOLA!

Ok Kim, I will not fail you this time. I am here, staking my claim on this little family blog thingy. SO, hm...whats new with me you may ask? Well, here is the exciting adventure of what happened to me on my epic journey home:

I arrived at the airport, normal and safe, said my goodbyes with no tears-a triumph in my eyes. However, once I got on the plane, I sensed something...wrong. Some sort of...odd tension. I decided to sleep it off, figuring it was just my tiredness. However, that was when I heard the most blood-curtiling scream! I turned around to see the man who occupied the row behind me, the man who weighed not a pound less than 786.242424 pounds screaming bloody murder at the flight attendant for more peanuts!! He said he was starving because he hadnt had lunch yet and all he had for breakfast was a baby elephant!!! Well, the plane was obviously not built for people as large as rhinos, so during his marching and stomping through anger, he made the airplane sway! I swear, I saw my short life before my eyes and knew that would be the end of me. I would never see Tina Jr. :( but then, luckily, the flight attendant (bless her heart!) relinquished the peanuts. The fat man DEVOURED them as if the world would explode if he didnt! But then, to my astonishment, he began to SWELL!!! I thought he would take up the entire plane at the rate he was bloating! Then, just as I was squished against the window, touching the grotesque fat of the nasty hair fat man, I screamed for help and then.....POP! The rhino exploded into a million peanuts! And, yes, I ate a few. I mean, why waste perfectly good food?
hahaha, so, after that I got an early shuttle and made it safely to rexburg where my awesome roomies picked me up. I then unpacked and read all of New Moon :) VERY GOOD! aaaand, now I think Im going to hit the sack. LOVE Y'ALL! hope you all made it home safe! hope you're feeling better kimbo!