Well, Kristina, while I do appreciate your advice, I am deeply troubled by how minimally you truly know me. How could you not have recognized it was I? When have you ever heard Candice say What up? Hmmm...Having difficulty thinking of a time...Perhaps it's because she never does. I thought me and you was tight. Apparently I was gravely mistaken. I mean, I've had the scar for a reeeeal long time. Plus, Candice and I have much different writing styles. Clearly the story was written by me. Or maybe you recognized the wittiness and creativity of the story and thought it must have been Candice. Well, I too have some wittiness and creativity inside me. I guess now you have a couple of things you know about me upon which you can build, since you don't know me all that well. I think I will get over this eventually, but the pain runs deep. It's just that I thought we bonded at Walmart with the dog lady. Then this...it will be tough to overcome.
BRIAN