I have to tell you about my harrowing experience today. I left work as usual and was driving through the beautiful city of Riverside when I became lost. I stopped at this little place to ask directions and was invited in. They took me to this small room and strapped me into a chair. Little did I know what was in store for me. After they were sure that I was secured and could not escape, a small oriental man with a mask on entered the room. Soon another person with a mask walked in with a tray of tools for torture. They pried my mouth open and began their tortures. They shoved needles into my head, poked me with strange looking instruments and attempted to drill into my brain through the top of my mouth. I am not sure how I escaped, but I found myself again in my car attempting to navigate my way home. I believe that one day I will recover. If not, I guess that I will chew with a limp for the rest of my life. Well I am headed off to recover. Later

Dad